The "F"-language Friday, June 24, 2005
what's with the F language anyways? who had created such a language in the first place... apparently it was created long back when my mom was at her teens... ah so i see this language has been on earth for a rather long time... and not to mention its usefulness when u wanted to use to scold someone or to talk bad in front of the person or to speak just so others thought u were from yogulsovia (is this spelling correct?) or or or somewhat other existing countries whom they've not heard of
so how does the F language works? there was once... in singapore way back in december... a couple of 2 japanese ladies were sitting in the same cable tram thingy with us in sentosa... they were obviously speaking in japanese... and i together with suetyee and her mom and of cos not forgetting her sis were in there too. so as the japanese were speaking... suet yee spoke to her mom in F language as well... how does F language works? surprisingly they spoke darn fast so much so like it was their mother tougue.. and i sat there being oh-so-dungu like was *blank* all the while... i do not know how to speak in F language however i am able to capture what they were saying... scary leh... what may seems fancinating was that.... they spoke sooo fast... i sooo totally understood what they were talking... or maybe not all... some... mostly... so much so i am able to get what they're trying to say
so the never-give-up me... am determined to join the crowd and tried spreading the beautiful language to my friends then... on the train... again on the way to singapore... yes i'll never get bored of singapore despite the freaking high exchange rate... my friends were being suuucccch a dum-arse... bwahahaha.... never wanna try... all my fat-fer friend fer....
andfer thefi Ffer lanferguagefi soundfer somferthingfer likefi thisfer... ifi don'tfer knowfer iffer ifi didfer thisfer corferrectferlyfer... howferefiverfer ifi willfer notfer givefi upfer beficausefi ifi amfer afi kiafisufi... hencefi ifi willfer notfer losefi tofi thosefi whofi speaksfer vefiryfer fastfer offer thefi lanferguagefi... tofi pracferticefi ifi willfer writefi thisfer enfertifirefi pafirafigraphfer infer Ffer lanferguagefi... thisfer alfersofi helpsfer thosefi whofi don'tfer knowfer aboutfer itfer tofer pracferticefi sofi thatfer theyfer wouldfer notfer getfer bulferliedfer byfer thosefi whofi knewfer. infer adferdifitionfer, itfer alfersofi helpsfer themfer tofi kufitukfi peofiplefi befihindfer theirfer backfer.... ain'tfer thisfer funfer? hafer hafer hafer
ufi guysfer shouldfer thankfer mefi forfer sharfiingfer suchfer beaufitififulfer lanferguagefi.... hafer hafer
eh suet yee... correct anot my F language?

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mun [ 11:47 AM ]

Anonymous Anonymous said...

gah at first i thought you were talking about the origins of fcuk. mana tahu it's your f-language. sooo annoying! :P

10:52 PM  

Blogger mun said...

haha... well..... ain't it cute? ha fer ha fer

12:26 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf?!
i agree with jin!

2:06 AM  

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